Ek Safar (Part 1)

Bhut time baad kuch likhne ko dil kiya then ek story mann me aayi socha kyu naa wahin dusron ke dil takk pahunchane ki ek kosish karu 

Ek ladka chup chup sa rehne wala lekin jab gussa aa jaye toh dekhta nahi tha ki uske samne kon hai kahani shuru hoti hai prem se jo thoda shy aur jiddi ladka tha june ka mahina tha june ki chutiya chal rahi thi woh ghar me baitha baitha bore ho gya tha  usne jidd ki usse kahi ghumne jana hai lekin uske mumma kahi jaane nahi dete the kyuki unhe pta tha ki prem ka kahi bhi dil nahi lagta lekin woh toh ek dumm jiddi tha usne keh diya ki ab ghumne jana hai toh matlab jana hai tabhi phone bajta hai woh phone hota hai uski bade mumma ji matlab uski tai ji kaa jo usse unke paas chandigarh me aane ke liye bulati hai yeh suun kar toh prem bhut khush tha finally woh kahi ghumne jaa raha tha ab yeh tension thi ki usse leker kon jayega aur iss tension me kayi dinn beet gaye aur akhir decide huya ki uske bade papa usse lene ke liye aa rahe hai aur finally woh kahi ghumne jaa raha hai woh bhut khush tha aur uski khushi uske chehre pe dikh rahi thi woh apne naye kapde niklata hai jo usse hal he me uske birthday pe mile the aur taiyaar hone ke liye jatta hai tayar hone ke baad usse woh bahar aata hai uska cousin bhi ready ho chukka tha jo baade papa ka beta tha ravish tha uska naam woh ready ho chukka tha bade papa ka wait karte karte prem thakk gya tha akhir kaar bade papa pahunch jatte hai shaam ko phir woh decide karte hai ki shaam ko he nikal jayege aur nikal jatte hai raste me prem ke papa mil jatte hai jo prem ko kuch paise dete hai bike pe woh uske papa aur uska bhai ravish chal padte hai  andhera ho gya tha raste me woh ek jagah bike rokte hai aur thoda time rukk jaate .......

Raste me andhera ho jata hai kareeb raat ke 9 bajj jatte hai aur prem pahunch jatta hai chandigarh woh bhut khush tha aishe jaisa sadiyo se koi kisi cheez ke liye intezaar kar raha ho aur woh usse ab jaake mili ho 

Bade papa - prem kuch kahoge kya

Prem-nahi papa kuch nahi

Bade papa- acha phir tumko khaana bhi nahi milega aaj (majak me )

Prem-thik hai juice pila dijiye 

Bade papa ek side pe bike rokk lete hai aur ravish ko paise deke prem ke saath juice pene ke liye bheej dete hai

Bade papa- jao tum log juice pillo me kuch kaam karke aata hoon 

Prem ko pta chal jata hai ki papa kahan jaa rahe hai

Prem- pta nahi bade papa kab Sharab peena chodenge(mann me)

Juice wala juice nikal raha hota hai tabhi prem dekhta hai ki ek side do aadmi lad rahe the woh bhi bhut buri trha galliyon se prem ko acha nahi lagta

Prem-lo abhi yahan aaya he hoon aur aate he kya dekh kiya yeh log pta nahi kyu shaanti se nahi reh sakte 

Aur juice peke wahan se chale jaate hain bade papa aate hain aur prem ko bolte hain ki waise toh kabhi phone karta lekin aaj tumhari wajah se 50 baar phone kiya hai yeh the prem ke papa jinhe uski bhut fikar ho rahi thi kyuki raat ke 10 baaj gye the aur woh abhi taak pahunche nahi the 

Prem-kon bade papa

Bade papa-tera baap 

Prem-sachi papa ne itni baar phone kiya 

Prem ko khushi c ho rahi thi ki uske papa uski itni fikar kar rahe hain kuch he der me woh ghar pahunch jatte hai ghar pe sab se pehle usse milte hain uske didi soniya didi 

Prem-sat sri akal didi 

Simaran-sat sri akal kaise ho thik ho 

Prem- hnji thik hoon 

Simran-tumhare jiju bhi aaye hain unhe bhi mil lo

Dusri taraf se bade mummi ji aate hai 

Prem-sat sri akal mummi ji 

Bade mumma -sat sri akal tumhe toh daari aa gayi hai (majak se)

Prem- hahahaha

Dusri taraf se deep aa jata hai ravish aur prem ka jiju

Prem- sat sri akal jiju

Deep-sat sri akal 

Woh prem ki taraf dekhta hain aur bolta hai tumhari ankhe bhut khubsurat hai .

Deep prem ki taraf dekhta hai aur kehta hai ki tumhari ankhe bhut khubsurat hai prem ko ajj se pehle bhut logon ne yeh baat boli thi uski buri ankhe aur lmbhi palke thi 

Prem-:thank you jiju aur apki ankhe bhi khubsurat hai muslimo jaisi

Deep-:acha muslimo ki ankhe jayda khubsurat hoti hai 

Prem-:okkk thik hai jii

Bade mummi prem ko nhane ke liye bolti hai aur prem nahane chla jata hai phir prem ready hoke bahar aata hai aur dekhta hai ki uske pairon me swelling ho gyi  thi safar ki wajah se phir deep  usse carem board khelne ko kehta hai aur dono carm khelne lagte hain aur khelte  khelte prem ko ghar ki yaad aane lagti hai kuch he time  me khana lagg jata hai aur prem deep aur soniya khana khane lgte hain khana khate time bhi deep prem se masti kar raha tha uske baad soone ka time ho jata hai prem ravish aur deep.ek room.me aur soniya bade mumma aur papa ek room me bade mumma prem ko apne paas aane ke liye bulati hai kyuki unhe pta ki prem ko anjaan ladko ke saath safe feel nahi hota aur deep uske liye anjaan tha woh first time.he mile the but prem apne comfort zone se bahar nilkna chahta tha iss liye woh naa kar detta hai aur wahin soone ko bolta hai 

Deep -:prem ji agar neend naa ayye toh mere paaas aa jayiga

Prem-:hassi ke saath thik hai... but actually me prem ko bilkul acha nahi lagta yeh baat sunnke phir preet soo jata 

Kal pehla dinn chandigarh me kaisa hoga prem ka aur konsa naya sabak de jayega

Subha ki pehli kiran prem ki ankhoon me padti hai aur woh apne neend ke aaghossh se bahar aa jata hain woh dekhta hai ki bade mumma jaag chukke the aur bade papa apni job ke liye ready ho rahe the 

Bade mumma-:aree prem tum jaag gye uth jao aur tayar ho jao

Ravish bhi uth jata hai aur soniya bhi sabhi uth ke ready ho jaate hain aur chaii pee lete hai deep bhi utth jata hai aur tabhi prem ko pata chalta hai ki bade mumma ji maa yani ravish aur soniya ki naani aa rahi hai kuch he der me woh log chandigarh pahunch jaate hai sab naha kar tayar ho jaate hai prem bhi naha kar tayar ho jatta hai prem naha kar bahar aata hai toh dekhta hai naani ji aa gye the unke saath unke grand kids the khushi aur sarthak prem:-sat sri akal naani 

Naani:-sat sri akal sab beeth jatte hai prem ko acha nahi lagta kyuki woh sab me bhut akela feel kar rahan tha aur prem uncomfortable feel bhi kar raha tha phir saam ho jaati hai sarthak prem se puchta hai ki woh konsi claas me prem 12 th sarthak uski prem ki awaaz pe hass deta hai prem ko acha nahi lagta lekin woh usse kuch nahi bolta

Soniya:-prem chalo tum bhi khana kha lo

Prem :-chaliye hum saath me khaate hain

Prem soniya aur deep saath me khana khatte hai deep prem ke saath bhut acha behave karta tha woh usse humesha hasane ki kosish bhi karta tha prem ko deep acha lagne lgga tha kya as a jiju yaa isee kuch jayda phir uska prem ko yunn hasana uske saath khelna aur uska mood off ho toh thik karna prem ko acha lagne lgaa tha dinn beet te gye aur prem ko deep acha lagne lagga bhut acha woh uski taraf attract hone lgga 

Prem:-deep jiju mujhe jab aap ghar pe hote ho toh bilkul bore feel nahi hota hai aap bhut ache ho 

Deep:acha mujhe bhi tum bhut ache lagte ho

Raat ho jatti hai aur soone ka time ho jatta hai prem deep sarthak aur ravish ek kamre me soo jaate hai aur bakki sab ek kamre me because jagah kamm thi iss liye prem ko deep ke pass laitna padtaa hai.......

Deep:-prem tumhe ladki kaisi chahiye

Prem ko samjh nahi aata ki woh kya kahe kyuki usse ladkiya kabhi pasand nahi aayi woh sochne lagta hai ki kya bole 

Prem:-jiju jab time ayega tab dekha jayega

Deep:-acha toh btao phir ladka kaisa chahiye

Prem ek dumm shock ho jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ki jiju yeh kaisa question kar rahe hain

Prem:-jiju yeh kaisa majak kar rahe ho app

Deep:-acha toh ab mujhe nahi batoge aur usse kehta hai ki woh uske saath apne dil ki har baat apni har felling share kar sakta hai 

Prem ko samjh nahi aata kyuki usse apne dil ki koi baat kisi se jayda share karna pasand nahi tha phir deep prem se dhere dhere aishi baattien karne lagta hai jisse prem ko deep pe trust hone lagta hai aur woh usse as a friend baat karne lagta hai prem ko neend nahi aa rahi thi aur naa he deep usse soone de raha tha phir deep apni ek latt prem ki laaton ke uper rakh deta hai aur usse hug karke apne bhut kareeb le aata hai prem ko acha bhi lgaa lekin usne socha ki yeh dhokha hai 

Prem:-deep jiju yeh galat hai soniya didi ko pata chalega toh unhe bhut bura lagega 

Deep:-usse kon btayega aur woh konsa yahank aa kar dekh rahi hai tum btao kya me tumhe pasand nahi hoon 

Prem:-nahi app bhut ache ho 

Deep:-toh phir me tumse bhut pyar karta hoon i love you soo much baby aur isse ke saath woh prem ko lips le kiss karna start kar deta hai prem ko kuch samjh me nahi aata woh naa iss kamm me deep ka sehyog kar paa raha tha aur naa he usse mana kar paa raha tha uska dil usse yeh karne ki himmat nahi de raha tha woh bus chup chaap jo ho raha tha usse sehan kar raha tha aur ab prem me bus kar di usne deep ko saaf mnaa kar diya lekin tab woh huya jiska prem me kabhi anumam bhi nahi lagya tha.deep ek 16 saal ke ladke pe apni hawaniyat utarne pe uttar aaya woh prem ke saath jabardasti karne lgta hai usse jabardasti apni baahon me dabhchne lgta hai lekin prem ne bhut shor krna shuru kar diya jiski wajh se koi utth naa jaaye iss drr se deep ko rukna pad gya........

Prem:-jiju please matt karo no jiju please no

Deep:-prem yeh kya kar rahe ho me tumse pyar karta hoon naa

Prem:-no jiju stop 

Deep ko rukhna padta hai kyuki shor se koi jaag sakta tha

Prem ko saari raat neend nahi aati woh soch raha tha ki jo usne kiya woh thik bhi tha yaa nahi yeh kya ho gya sab galat kar diya usne aur isse trha puri raat guzar jatti hai aur prem soo nahi pata 

Subha sab jaag jaate hai prem bhi fresh ho jata hai

Soniya :-deep aap uthe nahi abhi tak uth jao

Deep:-sonne do yaar pehle he uss saale prem ne soone nahi diya saari raat

Prem sab sunn leta hai aur sochta hai ki yeh deep itna juth kyu bol raha hai mene nahi usne mujhe soone nahi diya aur woh ulta mujhe he sahi kaha tha mumma ne muje yahan aana he nahi chahiye tha sab mwri he galti hai prem darr jata hai ki deep sabko kal raat ke bare me naa bta de kyuki woh janta tha ki deep sabko isa trha se btayga ki sab usse he galat smjheege isse trha shaam ho jatti aur pta chalta hai ki deep ka transfer ho gya hai aur usse jana hoga soniya bhut roti hai 

Soniya:-deep me tumhare bina kaise rahungi 

Bade mumma aake usse bhut sunatti hai kyuki woh kaffu dinn se dekh rahi thi ki jiss dinn se naani aaye woh deep ke pass he baithi rehti thi aur abhi deep aur soniya ki shaddi bhi nahi huyi thi aur naani purane riti riwaz ki thi unhe soniya ka deep ke saath he baitha rehna pasand nahi tha prem:-haye bhagwan yeh sab galat he kyu ho raha hai 

Raat me

Soniya sonne ke liye dusre room me jatti hai lekin bade mumma usee sunna detti hai aur deep bhi usse jaane nahi deta jiski wajah se bade mummi aur gussa ho jatti hai prem ko bhi kuch samjh nahi aata ki woh kya kaare agar aishe kisi ko woh sab btaya toh kya hoga aur isse kasmakash me woh raat bhi guzar jattti hai.......

Next day

Deep jaane ke liye ready ho raha tha 

Soniya:-prem sabko dusre room me leke jauge mujhe deep se kuch baat karni hai akele me 

Prem:-okk didi

Deep jaane ke liye tayar ho jatta hai prem ko naa chahte huye bhi deep se ache se baat karni pad rahi thi tanh ki kisi ko shakk naa ho 

Deep :-byye prem ji jaldi milege dubara

Prem:-bye jiju dubara kabhi nahi milna chahenge apse(mann me)

Deep nikal jaata hai 

Dupher ka time ho jaata hai sab khana kahke soo jatte hai aur phir sidhha shaam ko jaggte hain prem ko kuch acha nahi lagg raha tha uska bahar ghumne jaane ko dil kar raha tha andhera ho chukka tha

Phir ravish aur prem aur bade mumma sab bahar ghumne nikal jaate hai sivaye soniya aur naani ke kuch time baad sab chale jaate hai aur sirf prem aur ravish he reh jaate hai prem walk karte karte thakk jaata hai aur akke baith jaata hai wahan already ek ladka baitha hota hai 

Ravish:-sat sri bhaiya

Gurpreet:-sat sri akal

Prem:-sat sri akal bhaiya 

Gurpreet uski taraf dekhta hai aur usse baat karne lagta hai 

Gurpreet:-kya naam hai tumhara 

Prem:-prem 

Gurpreet:-okk prem chalo walk karte hain

Prem:-nahi bhaiya already thakk chuka hoon me

Gurpreet:-don't worry walk achi hoti hai chalo prem ko chalna padta hai

Gurpreet:-acha toh kya karte ho tum prem

Prem:-12th me hoon

Gurpreet:-lagta hai kafhi kamm bolte ho aisha kyu

Prem:-aisha nahi hai bus mood pe depend karta hai aur mujhe jaydatar anjaan logon se baat karna pasand nhi 

Gurpreet:-acha toh hum anjann hai

Prem:-hanji bhai mere liye app anjaan hai aur me jayda anjaan logon se baat nahi karta iss liye samjh nahi aata kya bolun

Gurpreet:-call me just Gurpreet aur chalo me he shuru karta hoon tumhe kya kya acha lagta hai 

Prem:-sab acha lagta hai

Gurpreet:-nahi kuch hota hai jo jayda acha lagta ho 

Prem:-hanji mujhe ghumna acha lagta hai songs ache lagte hai aur dance bhut pasand hai 

Gurpreet:-toh tumhe bhut acha dance aata hai hoga.......

Ab takk padha ki kaise prem aur Gurpreet ghumm rahe hote hai aur unme battien ho rahi hoti hai ab agge

Prem:-nahi mujhe bhut pasand hai lekin itna acha nahi aata lekin me seekhna chahata hoon

Gurpreet-: oh that's great phir kab seekhogy

Prem:- abhi socha nhi hai 

Gurpreet:-toh sochlo bina soche bina kiye kabhi kuch nahi hota 

Prem:-ji woh toh hai 

Chaliye hum chalte hain

Gurpreet:-okk bye (kya ladka tha ankhoon me kitni masmuyiat hai iske aur awaaz me bachpana bhi hai lagta he nahi ki 12th me hoga)

Phir prem ghar chala jata hai aur kafhi raat hone ki wajah se prem ko neend aa rahi thi aur woh soo jata hai 

Next day

Ab prem ka bilkul bhi dil nahi lag raha tha usko baar baar ghar ki yaad aa rahi thi usne khana peena bhi bhut kamm kar diya tha jiss wajah se woh bhut kamzor lagta tha badi mumma ko bhi yeh samjh me aa raha tha 

Naani:-prem meri baat sunno 

Prem:-ji nani boliye

Naani:-dubara yahan matt anna me dekh rahi hoon ki tumhara dil nahi lagta yahan pe

Prem:-jii nani ab apko kya btaun naani ki me kyu itna pareshan hoon deep jiju ne jo kiya usko bulana aasan toh nahi lekin phir bhi me jiju ko maaf kar raha hoon kyuki bachpan se he yeh seekha jo dusro ko maff kar deta hai bhagwan usko maff kar deta hai aur shayad galti meri he hai mujhe khud ke bare me pta bhi hai ki me gay hoon phir bhi me jiju ke paas kyu soya 

Soniya:-prem chalo khana kha lo

Prem ji chalo didi

Phir dupher ho jatti hai aur decide hota hai ki sab aaj he wapis ghar jaa rahe hai prem bhut khush ho jata hai......

Kal apne padha ki kaise prem ko pta chalta hai ki woh apne ghar wapis jaa rahe hai aur iss liye woh bhut khush ho jata hai ab agge

Prem:-sach hum ghar wapis jaa rahe hai 

Nani :-haan tere mama ji bata rahe the ki unhe khana banane me bhut mushkil hoti hai iss liye mere bhi yahan mann nahi lagta iss liye mene teri badi mumi se bola ki hum aaj he ghar wapis chalte hain 

Soniya:-chalo prem jaldi se tayar ho jao

Prem:-okkk didi

Sab jaldi se tayar hone lagte hai prem ki toh.khushi ka koi tikana he nahi tha sab jaldi se tayar ho jatte hai aur nikal padte hai bus stand 

Bus stand pe 

Sab bus me baith jatte hai prem akela sheet pe baithta hai kyuki bade mumma aur soniya di aur unke mama ji ki ladki teeno ek he sheet pe baith jate hai aur nani ek pe 

Bus start hoti hai 

Prem akele baithe baithe bore huye jaa raha tha jiski wajah se uske chehere pe ek ajjeb sa gussa najar aa raha tha naani prem se battien karne lagti hai phir prem ke pass aake ek ladka baith jata hai

Ladka:-apko kahan jana hai

Prem:-humme gurdaspur jana hai 

Ladka:-oh mujhe bhi

Prem:-toh isme me kya karun 

Ladka:-aishe he bta raha hoon apse pucha toh mujhe lgaa ki app bhi puchoge 

Prem:-maaf kijiyega lekin mujhe kisi ke bare me jaan ne me koi interest nahi hai 

Woh ladka agge jakke ek stop pe uttr jata hai 

Prem:-kitna bada jutha tha 

Bus ek bua stand pe jakke rukk jatti hai bhut garmi ho rahi thi prem ka bura hal tha aur naani ka bhi

Prem:-dii paani dena 

Soniya:-yeh lo aur naani ko bhi peela dena 

Prem:-okk dii yeh lo naani pehle aap paani pe loo

Naani:-bhagwan tere bhala kare beta bhut garmi hai bus hai ki chalne ka naam he nahi le rahi

Prem:-jii nani lagta hai bus wale ko Dant lagani padegi

Ek ladka:-naani se daant lagvao khud nahi lgaa sakte

Prem ghoom ke dekhta hai toh ek ladka usse aagge wali sheet pe aake baith gya tha brown rang thaa uska usne blue shirt pehni thi aur prem ne bhi blue shirt he pehni thi.......

Prem ghum kar dekhta hai ek sanwale rang ka ladka uske aage wali sheet pe baitha tha usne blue shirt pehni thi aur prem ne bhi blue shirt he pehni thi 

Prem:-nahi aishi koi baat nahi hai me bus apni naani se majak kar raha hoon 

Ladka :-aree app toh bura mann gye me toh bus majak kar raha hoon 

Prem:-its okk 

Phir bus chal padti hai aur prem apni sheet pe baith jata hai 

Bus chal rahi hoti hai aur achanak ek jor se jhatka lagta hai aur prem ne jo apna haath aage wali sheet pe rakha tha woh jakke usse ladke ko lagg jata hai 

Prem:-am so sorry galti se ho gya 

Ladka :-koi baat nahi apki galti nahi bus he kuch jayda tez chal rahi hai hii am jaspreet 

Prem:-hii am prem

Phir dono me baay start hoti hai 

Jaspreet:-app kya karte ho 

Prem:-me 12th me hoon

Jaspreet:-oh lagta nahi apki age bhut kamm lagti hai

Prem:-hanji mujhe kaffhi log aisha he bolte hai

Jaspreet:-buraa matt maniyega lekin app ho bhut cute

Prem:-thank you app bhi bhut ache ho 

Jaspreet prem se battien karna start karta hai 

Jaspreet:-acha apki koi gf hai 

Prem:-nahi hai

Jaspreet:-toh koi boy friend 

Prem ek dum shocked ho jata hai isne mujhse aisha sawal kyu pucha 

Prem:-boy friend se apka kya matalb hai

Jaspreet:-arre mera matlab tha ki koi boy bhi friend nahi hai

Prem:-nahi nahi hai

Actually prem ke ladke kamm aur ladkiya jayda dost banti thi woh yahan bhi jata tha aisha he hota tha 

Jaspreet:-acha ap kahan se ho 

Prem:-gurdaspur se 

Jaspreet:wahin toh meri army ki training ho hai

Prem:-okk

Prem ko army man pasand nahi the aur jo kuch bhi deep ne uske saath kiya uske baad usko police officers se bhi nafrat se hone lagg gayi thi actually prem ke saath bachpan me kuch aisha huya tha jiski wajah se usee army wale bhut pathar dil lagte the 

Jaspreet:-kahan kho gye

Prem:-kahin nahi 

Jaspreet:-acha ek baat baton 

Prem:-hanji boliye 

Jaspreet:-meri bhi ek gf thi lekin jab me training pe chala gya uske baad uski shaddi ho gayi aur uske baad mujhe kisi se pyar he nahi huya

Prem:-don't worry jald he mil jayega 

Jaspreet:-shayd mil gya

Prem:-matlab

Jaspreet:-kuch nahi mil jayega 

Ab prem bhi uske saath thoda friendly ho raha tha

Jaspreet:-acha ab toh hum dost hain naa then apna number do mujhe 

Prem:-but actually mere pass phone nahi nahi hai

Jaspreet:-oh okk koi baat nahi 

Woh battien kar rahe the Jaspreet usse apne bare me bta raha tha lekin prem ko kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha ki woh kya bole kyuki woh jayda kisi se baat nahi karta tha jiski wajah se prem ko thodi baat karne ke baad samjh nahi aata tha ki woh kya bole woh chup chaap Jaspreet ko sunn raha tha prem ke gharwale usee dekh rahe the aur Jaspreet ke dost bhi 

Bade mumma:-aree waah prem nayye dost bnaa liye hai 

Prem:-hanji mumma dost banane ke liye kisi hunar ki jarurat thodi hoti hai bus dil me prem hona chahiye 

Jaspreet:-lekin tum toh khud prem ho 

Jaspreet ke dost usse chdene lagte hai ki woh ajj kya prem ke saath he jana wala hai iss baat pe prem ki bhi hassi nikal jaati hai 

Jaspreet:-haan ajj me iske saath he jana wala  hoon

Prem ek dumm shocked ho jata hai yeh baat sunke lekin phir usse lagta hai ki shayd woh majak kar raha hai

Kuch he der me bus ka akhri stop aa jata hai aur sab uth ke jaane lagte hai prem bhi uthke jaane lagta hai

Jaspreet:-prem bye phir milege chalte chalte

Prem:-byye

Phir prem chala jata hai aur jaake apni dusru bus me baith jata hai phir woh window se dekhta hai ki Jaspreet usse dekh raha tha jab takk prem wahan rehta hai Jaspreet wahin khada rehta hai phir prem ki bus jaane wali hoti hai aur Jaspreet usse bye bolta hai aur woh bhi se chala jaata hai

Kal padhiye prem pahunch jayega apne ghar lekin kya yeh uske safar ka ant hoga aur kya prem ne deep ko maaf karke uske bare me kisi ko naa bta ke thik kiya.....

Ab takk apne padha ki prem ki mulakat bus me ek ladke se hoti hai jo kuch he pal me prem ko apna dost bna leta hai ab agge

Prem-:bhut acha ladka tha me jaisa army man ke barre me sochta tha yeh aisha bilkul nahi tha shayd sab ek jaise nahi hote

Soniya:-prem kahan khoye huye ho 

Prem:-kahi nahi dii

Soniya:-mujhe lagta hai woh ladka tumhe like karta hai

Prem:-kon

Soniya:-wahin jo tumhare pass baitha tha (soniya ko pta tha ki prem gay hai)

Prem:-aisha kuch woh toh kafhi bade the mujhse...

Aur phir woh baat wahin pe khatam kar deta hai

Kuch he der me prem apne ghar pahunch jata hai prem bhut khush tha apne ghar apni shehr ki sarak pe pair rakhte he maano uske andar phir se woh pehle wali jaan wapis aa gayi ho ....

Prem ke papa jii matalb uske grand father ke choote bhai jo prem se bhut pyar karte hai usko lene aata hai 

Prem:-sat sri akal papa ji

Papa:-kya hal hai tum toh bhut patle ho gaye ho kuch he dinno me 

Prem:-kya papa jii me konsa wahan pe bhukha rehta tha 

Ghar pe 

Prem:-sat sri akal mumma

Prem ke mumma:-aa gaye tum log aree prem tum toh bhut patle ho gaye ho khana nahi khaate the kya wahan pe

Prem:-aisha kuch nahi bus wahan dil nahi lgaa mumma 

Prem mann me

Mumma mujhe apki baat maanni chahiye thi sach me wahan jana galti thi meri 

Sab chaai waghera peete hai 

Raat ko

Prem ke papa ghar aa jaate hai

Papa:-aa gaye tum log

Prem:-sat sri akal papa ap aa gaye 

Phir sab baith ke baattien karne lagte hain

Prem ki mumma:-tere papa bol rahe ki tu patla ho gya hai 

Prem:-kya mumma me pehle konsa summo wrestler tha jo ab patal ho gya hoon 

Ab prem bhut khush tha lekin prem yeh bhool gya tha ki woh jab sabse jayada khush hota hai usse baad me utna he roona padta hai 

Agge padhiye kya hoga prem ki zindagi ke aane wale dinno me.......

Phone pe

Soniya:-yaar kya ap bhi humesha mujhr aisha he bolte rehte ho tumhe pta hai naa ki tumhe cheat nahi kar sakti 

Deep:-tum iss liye he toh wahan chali jaati ho ki wahan jaake ayashi marr sakko

Aur deep call cut kar jata hai

Soniya :-yeh bhi naa humesha mujhe ladahi karta rehta hai

Ek kaam karti hoon haan 

Soniya prem ke ghar ka phone leti hai aur usse deep ko msg kar deti hai 

Hello deep jiju i miss you mera apke bina dil nahi lagg raha

Kuch samah baad

Abhi takk samne se koi reply nahi aaya tha 

Kareeb 1 ghante baad call aata hai

Deep:-hello haan soniya prem kahan par hai mujhe usse baat karni hai

Soniya:-yahin ki tum deep ko bhut miss kr rhe ho

Soniya woh ghar pe nahi hai

Aur iss trha se soniya prem ka use karke deep se baat karke usse mnna leti hai

Kuch time baad prem ghar aata hai

Ravish:-deep ko tumse baat karni thi kahan gy the tum 

Prem:-deep ko ab mujhse kya baat karni hai 

Soniya:-actually prem mene tumhare number se deep ko msg kiya tha

Prem:-kya kya msg kiya tha

Soniya:-yahin ki tum apne jiju ko bhut miss kar rahe ho 

Prem:-what yeh apne kya kiya dii pta nahi woh mere barre me kya soch rahe hoge

Soniya:-sochna kya hai kuch bhi woh tumhare jiju hai phir kya huya 

Prem:-but

Soniya:-mene aisha iss liya kiya kyuki woh mujhse naraz ho gya tha 

Prem:-kyu  mann me kya phir se wahin baat (deep kitna shakk karta hai deep ke jitna shakk krne wala ladka mene aaj tak nahi dekha)

Soniya:-tumhe toh pta he hai lekin jab bhi me tumhari baat karti hoon woh sara gussa bhool jata hai aur mujhse baat karna shuru kar deta hai

Phir prem chup ho jata hai

Next day

Prem sidhiyo se uttar raha hota hai ki uska pair sidhiyo se raghad lgg jatti ho aur khoon behne lagta hai prem dhere krke andar jata hai aur soniya deep se baat kr rhi thi

Soniya:-prem yeh kya huya

Prem:-kuch nahi dii thodi c lagg gyi

Deep:-kya huya

Soniya:-prem ke choot lagg gayi hai

Deep:-kaise 

Soniya usee sab btati hai 

Deep:-baat karvao meri usee

Soniya:-yeh apne jiju se baat karo 

Prem ek pal sochta huya phone pakar leta hai

Prem:-hello sat sri akal jiju

Deep:-kya huya choot kaise lgva li 

Prem:-(bol toh aisha rha hai jaise me sidhiyo ko bol aaya tha) ....kuch nahi jiju bus laag gyi thodi c

Deep:-acha sunoo usse cream lgga ke cover kar lena nahi toh dr. Ko dikhana 

Prem:-okkk (jaise agar tum naa kehte toh me karta he naa kuch)

Deep:-dhayan rakha karo apna 

Prem:-ek dum ke liye chup ho jata hai aur mann me deep ko maff kr deta hai (kya sach me isse meri itni fikar hai )

Phir prem phone soniya ko de deta hai.......

Written by Preet Sharma